Married Nerd

As I woke up in the morning, eyes dizzy and back aching, I remembered that I had a workout to begin. Brushing off the sluggishness, I put my legs on the cold ground while being too drowsy to find my slippers. I still hoped to visit the kitchen and get the coffee ready so that the pre-workout hits and I can get started. What I didn't expect was that the next step I would take toward the kitchen would change everything that morning. My foot found no footing, and it went into the dark abyss that should’ve been a floor. Imbalance caused me to fall. Bad news hit me straight while I was terrified. I may not be in the bedroom anymore. The good news was that my eyes were wide open out of panic, and I was not sleepy anymore. But as the gravity of the abyss pulled me and I soiled myself, I was hoping it was all a dream. It wasn’t, at least at that time. The fall continued, but the hope for it to be nothing more than a dream never died. “People wak...